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Sep 2, 2014
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cfmartinandco:

Shout out to Bo burnham for calling shit tf out

cfmartinandco:

Shout out to Bo burnham for calling shit tf out

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Sep 2, 2014
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unregistered-hypercam2:

all forms of shipping are disgusting and shameful

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Sep 2, 2014
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tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

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thaunderground:

sizvideos:

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I’ve never used the word “exasperating” in my vocab ever.

Lmaoooo he said “buy me some earplugs too”

He is too grown lmao 😂😂

Lololol this was hilarious

And he used it CORRECTLY

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Sep 1, 2014
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Accidentally hurting someone vs. accidentally hurting an animal

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Sep 1, 2014
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Sep 1, 2014
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srlyll:

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

GPOY

srlyll:

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

GPOY


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Aug 31, 2014
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jessepnkman:

ladies, if a guy doesn’t eat pussy but still expects to get his dick sucked… laugh right in his face. laugh as you put your clothes back on. leave the room in the midst of your laughter. go home while laughing. keep laughing for the rest of your life. never stop laughing.

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Aug 31, 2014
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Aug 31, 2014
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i don’t even need to know the context of this drawing

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PUSSY GAME TOO STRONG EVEN FOR THE DEVIL.

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weavemunchers:

if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports

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